#incorrect zestmilla quotes

[niiwa-angel]

Odette and Clara, sneaking in through the window.

Carmilla, turning on the lamp and turning the chair around: care to tell me where you've been?

Clara: we uh, we were out with Zestial!

Zestial, emerging from the shadows: wanna try again?

Odette: fuck

[savvy-devine666]

Velvette- *insults Zestial*

Carmilla 'So you have chosen death'

Zestial - (sips tea) That's my girl

[helluvabun]

Zestial tries

[ede917]

The real reason Valentino doesn't go to overlord meetings.

[mentha-vacciniumrainbow]

The Carmine family is online! Enjoy! 😎

(Credits for some of the lines to @baddanadanabad @thechaoticsage @willgrahamscock )

[niiwa-angel]

Zestial trying to adopt kids as a way to bond with Carmilla over being a parent but it just gets weirder and weirder.

Zestial: Carmilla, old friend! I hath adopted a son!

Sir Pentious: confused snake noises.

Carmilla: ???

Zestial: he hath some pets too. They shall teach him responsibility! I'm so proud!

The Egg Bois: Hello Ma'am!

~over a century later~

Zestial: Carmilla! I hath adopted another child!

Alastor: I am not a child! I am in my thirties!

Zestial, over four hundred years old: They can do so much at that age 💜

Carmilla: Zestial, he's bitting his own arm.

Alastor, trying to chew off his own arm to get away from this situation: chomp chomp chomp

Zestial, forcing him to not do that: he's a little troubled.

~decades later~

Zestial, knocking on the Carmine's front door.

Odette answers.

Zestial: ahh Odette, my Itsy Bitsy, wouldst thou get thine mother for me?

Odette, wanting to see this shit: MOOOOOMMM Zestial got a new kid!!

Carmilla, grabbing a new bottle of wine and heading to the front door.

Zestial: I found a son!

Husk, passed out drunk in Zestial arms: 😴

Carmilla: what the hell?

Zestial: shhhhh. He's sleeping.

~ years later~

Zestial, knocking on the door. Clara answers and sees him standing there with Vaggie.

Zestial: 😁

Clara: 🙄 MOOOOOMMM! Zestial's here! Got a new kid!

Carmilla, from the kitchen: Tell him I'm not home!

Clara: No, trust me! You're gonna wanna see this one!

Carmilla, cursing in Spanish: what?

Zestial: I found her by the trash!

Vaggie, bleeding out and clinging to consciousness by her finger tips: ugh 😵‍💫

Carmilla:

Zestial:😁

Clara:

Carmilla: well, this is the closest you've come so far. Bring her in.

[niiwa-angel]

Odette to Zestial: can you buy us Beezlejuice?

Zestial: what doest thou mother say?

Clara: she said no.

Zestial: then why hast thou come to me?

Clara: because she's not the boss of you.

Zestial, internally: this is a trap, this is a trap